The difference between the US and the UK--Part 1

You guys remember this ditty in elementary school?

Comet, it makes your mouth turn green
Comet, it tastes like Listerine
Comet, it makes you vomit
So drink your Comet and vomit today.

In the UK it goes a little something like this:

Hitler, has only got one ball
Goering has two but very small
Himmler is very sim'lar
And Goebbels has no balls at all.

Nice WWII touch. Much more educational than our Comet song. Although I've never tried it so I wouldn't know.