E is for...

Erotic museum? What kind of Sesame Street program is this anyway?
These are socks that I found in the local supermarket. Ahh Japan...

I can't WAIT to have teenagers someday...

How come people don't say "I want to have teenagers!" when they talk about offspring? I mean, that's what cute lil kiddies turn into, right? What if we just changed the question from "Do you want to have kids someday?" to "Do you want to have teenagers someday?" I bet that'll change people's minds.